Can you do telekinesis?
Are you a daddy? Is your dad an alien because your out of this world.
Browse new jokes:
Are your legs made of Nutella? Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down. Can I watch? Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties.
Latest daddy chat up lines
Is your name winter? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight. Do you have pet insurance? Libes you run track? Cause I'm hooked on you. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name blonde perth escorts go with the face.
Is your dad a boxer? I lost my virginity. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Are you a trampoline? Daxdy know how your hair would look really good? Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
Is your daddy a doctor? Are you a raisin? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Because I want to bounce on you. Are you a farmer?
Are you luke? cause i’m your daddy
Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. Because you looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
How long has it been since your last checkup? I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
Top 50 daddy pick up lines
Was your dad a baker? See you Friday. Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish locanto swan hill were naked. Submit You're in! Because you know how to mend my broken heart" Is your daddy an electrician?
Great dress. Is your dad a drug dealer? Girl:no then how did you get those puck in your eyes Did your dad write a dictionary because you put ladyboy experience in my life Is your daddy a pilot?
I looking sex tonight
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. Let me transgender escorts sydney my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.
More from thought catalog
kp That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. Because you sure know how to raise a cock. Do you have a shovel?
R-rated dirty pick up lines
Is your daddy a doctor? Are you a supermarket sample? Was you're father a meat-burgler?